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9. Wiffle balls make nice wedding gifts.
8. When ball hits snobby neighbor's screen door, makes loud banging noise.
7. When wife gets horny...give her the bat.
6. Save money on Christmas ornaments, hang balls on tree.
5. It's more fun than eating hot dogs and watching the Weather Channel babes.
4. There's just something about swinging a 36 inch plastic yellow thing. 
3.Fill bat and ball with gunpowder and play until there is a huge ground shaking massive explosion or until bomb squad arrives. 
2. Beats drinking Miller Lite and playing with those slow pitch softball sissy's.
And the number 1 reason to start playing wiffle ball...It's just plain fun...damnit.
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